Post Secret: I found my parents sex tape, and watched it.

Lights come up on teenage GIRL going through home videos, she selects one at random and pops it into the VCR, it is a video, of her mother, father, and extended family having Christmas dinner before she was born

GIRL
Boring... I'm not even in it.

GIRL takes out the tape, GIRL pops in a new tape in. Giggling is heard, followed by a deep whispering voice they are the voices of her mother and father, like the tape before.

GIRL
What is this?

GIRL watches a second longer when noises of sex come out of the television

GIRL
[horror]
Oh my god...[pause] Oh my god! Oh my god that's disgusting!

GIRL is is disgusted and horrified, but unable to look away, the front door starts to open, GIRL rips tape out of VCR, MOM and DAD enter, but she is unable to look at them, lights fade.

Lights come up on MOM cooking dinner on top of the stove, DAD behind her with his hand on her hip, holding her. GIRL sits at kitchen table doing homework. DAD starts to whisper things in MOM'S ear, MOM laughs, DAD kisses her neck, GIRL is aware of whats going on and is grossed out. DAD kisses MOM on the mouth.

GIRL
Oh my god would you guys stop it?!

DAD
Stop what?

GIRL
You're practically having sex on top of the food I have to eat. [pause, gathers up stuff] You know what never mind, I lost my appetite.

GIRL exits lights fade.