Post Secret: We tell everyone we met on MYSPACE. But actually we met on the BIG PENIS WEBSITE.

Lights come up on a bride and groom at their reception. They are happy, and feeding cake to each other. A Photographer takes a picture.

PHOTOGRAPHER
So where did you guys meet?

BRIDE GROOM
Facebook Myspace.

GROOM and BRIDE correct themselves

BRIDE GROOM
Myspace Facebook

BRIDE
Well we my friend had his facebook, and she gave him my myspace, and thats how we met.

PHOTOGRAPHER
Oh really, which friend.

GROOM
Uh, shes not here.

BRIDE
She died.

PHOTOGRAPHER
Oh sorry.

BRIDE
It's okay.

Lights fade

Lights come up on split stage. GROOM is in his messy apartment, in his pajamas unshaven. BRIDE in her apartment, clean and tidy, in her pajamas as well, drinking hot cocoa. They are both at their computers. They speak as they type.

BRIDE GROOM
bigpenis.com www.bigpenis.com.

they surf for a moment.

GROOM
[typing]
Hey, hott pic.

BRIDE
typing]
Thanks, you too.

Lights fade.