Post Secret: I buy stuff just so I can get some mail in my mailbox.

Lights come up on DAN sitting at his computer, looking for things to buy. His desk is covered with useless junk. His living room has one large TV and two small TV’s on top of the large one. Next to his computer, is a typewriter. He has 1 calico cat, female. On his coffee table are many catalogues. The room is very cluttered. Lights fade.

Lights come up on DAN watching the Home Shopping Network on one TV. He is on the phone ordering a set of kitchen knives. Lights fade.

Lights come up on DAN watching the Home Shopping Network on a different TV. He is on the phone ordering a set of ceramic cows. Lights fade.

Lights come on DAN at the mailbox, he checks the mail, there is none. He sits down on the sidewalk disappointed. Lights fade

Lights come up on DAN at his computer on a dating website. He checks his email on the site, there is none. Lights fade

Lights come up on DAN, wearing a different outfit, as he walks out to the mailbox. He checks the mail there is none. He sits down on the sidewalk disappointed. Lights fade.

Lights come up on DAN sitting by the phone, waiting for it to ring. Lights fade.

Lights come up on DAN walking out to the mailbox. He checks, there is a small package. DAN is overjoyed, and doesn’t bother to read what it is. He clutches the package to his chest. Lights fade.