Post Secret: People always talk about how college was the best time of their lives, but it kind of sucks.

Lights come up on BECKY eating in the school cafeteria. The things that she is eating are unrecognizable. She takes a bite, then spits it into her napkin. After a few moments of careful consideration, she plugs her nose takes a quick bite and swallows with out chewing. She washes it down with a gulp of her coke, she repeats the process. Lights fade.

Lights come up on JASON in his dorm room typing on his laptop, doing homework. All of a sudden his roommate Kent and CHICK enter making out and feeling each other up. KENT pushes her on the bed and gets on top of her. They grope each other and moan. JASON tries clearing his throat. He clears it again, louder this time. Again even louder, but the couple ignore him.

JASON
dude!

The couple continue fooling around, and being stripping off clothes. JASON makes an angry sound grabs his laptop, and a poptart and exits. Lights fade.

Lights come up on FELECIA wrapped in a towel, she opens the shower curtain, about to and steps into the shower stall. She jumps back out, angry and disgusted. she stepped in some ones vomit.

FELECIA
Thats fucking disgusting!

FELECIA quickly hops to another shower stall. Lights fade.