Post Secret: I have to check out peoples' butts. Even if I'm not attracted to them. I'm super sneaky about it. Really kind of proud of it. No one's butt is safe from my sneaky check-outage. And no, I'm not male.

Lights come up on KAYLEE sitting on a park bench watching people go by, every time so one goes by, she checks out their butt, no matter what they look like. She is discreet, sometimes she will bend over to "tie" her shoe, or act like there is something interesting in the direction of their butt, etc. It is like this for a few moments, KAYLEE has an opinion of every butt she looks at, and expresses this opinion to herself non-verbally. WOMAN enters, a robust southern black WOMAN, wearing clothes that are tight, and don't flatter her. KAYLEE is in shock of the WOMAN'S looks checks out her butt very obviously, and laughs. WOMAN whips around glaring, as the scene goes on, people start to watch.

WOMAN
What are you laughing at? Ain't you ever seen a large woman before?!

KAYLEE doesn't speak, she is scared

WOMAN
Oh, see it's not so funny anymore is it?! Now you ain't got nothing to say, do ya?! Come on, tell me, tell me what you think!? You could laugh before, now lets hear ya say it!

KAYLEE
[being brave]
I think your pants are too tight for your uh... [pause thinking of putting it nice] for your figure.

WOMAN
Oh my figure! MY FIGURE?! I will have you know little Missy, that I have a beautiful body, unlike you, miss skinny minny anorexic. Lets see you try to please a man with that body! No, you couldn't do it! You know why?! You ain't got no curves, you're thin and ugly as sin. But you didn't see me laughing at you now did ya?! [pause] No I didn't think so.

WOMAN exits, people start to laugh at KAYLEE< lights fade on KAYLEE, humiliated.